Some Hints for Women ...
- If you think the way to a man’s heart is through
his stomach you’re aiming too high.

- Women don’t make fools of men -- most of
them are the do-it-yourself types.

- The best reason to divorce a man is a health
reason: you’re sick of him.

- Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at
home. He probably lies about other things too.

- A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff
she asked her husband to do.

- Go for younger men. You might as well -- they
never mature anyway.

- A man who can dress himself without looking
like Forest Gump is unquestionably gay.

- Men are all the same -- they just have different
faces so you can tell them apart.

- Definition of a man with manners -- he gets
out of the bath to pee.

- Whenever you meet a man who would make
a good husband, you will usually find that he does.

- Scientists have just discovered something
that can do the work of five men -- a woman.

- There are a lot of words you can use to describe
men -- strong, caring, loving -- they’d be wrong but
you can still use them.

- Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive
and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

- Men’s brains are like the prison system --
not enough cells per man.

- Husbands are like children -- they’re fine if
they’re someone else’s.

- If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give
him a day and he will be back to his usual self.

- Figuring out men is like trying to make a
jigsaw puzzle in a car, once you think you have
it all put together, you find another piece but you
don’t know where it goes.