THE OFFICIAL RULES FOR THE BATTLE OF THE

THE OFFICIAL RULES FOR THE BATTLE OF THE
1. For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.

2. The female always makes the rules.

3. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

4. No male can possibly know all the rules.

5. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

6. The female is never wrong.

7. If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

8. If rule number seven applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.

9. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

10. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.

11. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

12. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

15. The female always gets the last word!