Bumper stickers seen in Michigan ...
IF YOU CAN’T FEED EM, DON’T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON