West Virginia Anecdotes ...
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wat?"

Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

The governor’s mansion in West Virginia burned down! The library was a total loss.. Both books went up in flames and they hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.

A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the West Virginia driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact.
He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"

Folks in West Virginia now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told
"17 and under are not admitted".