Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
You can GET chocolate whenever you want.

"If you love me, you’ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can have chocolate any time of the month.

You don’t get hairs in your mouth when eating chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

Nobody thinks you’r weird if you buy chocolate