Profession
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about
their professions...

The first guy says " I´m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,Ecologist

The second guy says " I´m a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I´m a R.U.B, you know...Rich, Urban, biker"

They turn to the woman and ask her, "How about you?"

She replies: " I´m a WIFE, you know...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc"