Email & chat room survival kit
AOL - Assholes On Line
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ASAFP - As Soon As Friggin Possible
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again
BFD - Big Fucking Deal
BMD - Buy Me Dildo
BTSOOM - Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BT - Byte This!
BTWBO - Be There With Bells On
CMF - Count My Fingers!
CTC - Choking The Chicken
DBEYR - Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DHYB - Don’t Hold Your Breath
DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DQYDJ - Don’t Quit You’re Day Job
DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FYI - For Your Information
FYM - For Your Misinformation
GR&D - Grinning Running & Ducking
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
HUYA - Head Up Your A$$
HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HIOOC - Help! I’m Out Of Coffee!
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
IFABCTE - I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWTMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYLMA - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
IIWM - If It Were Me
ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBMS - I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
LDTTWA - Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
LSHHTCMS - Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
LTIP - Laughing Till I Puke
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
NBFD - No Big Fucking Deal
NFW - No Fucking Way
OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No Not This Again
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand
OTSH - On The Same Hand
PITA - Pain In The A$$
PMF - Pull My Finger
RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)
SH - Shit Happens
SH2M - Shit Happens To Me
SOI - Sit On It
SOL - Shit Outta Luck
TAFL - Take A Flying Leap
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
TFASB - Time For A Sex Break
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TISEC - Tongue In Someone Else’s Cheek
TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
TM - Trust Me
TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM
TTT - That’s The Ticket
TWHAB - This Won’t Hurt A Bit
VI - Village Idiot
WDIPME - Where Did I Put My Excedrin
WGAFS - Who Gives A Flying Squat W
THDTIM - What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
WTSDS - Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WWW - World Wide Wait
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
WYSIUWYW - What You See Isn’t Usually What You Want
YGBFK - You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin’
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