Short Notes ...
The union workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today. They are demanding to make less money!

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year."
- Mark Twain

Q. What do you get when you cross a Jehovah´s Witness with a Hell´s Angel Biker?
A. Someone who comes to your door on Sunday and tells *YOU* to fuck off!

Why do you need a driver´s license to buy liquor when you can´t drink and drive?

Why is it that when you´re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man´s habits and then complain that he´s not the man she married?"
--- Barbara Streisand

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that´s not at all true. I have the heart of a young boy. ...In a jar.... On my desk.
--- Steven King

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?