Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Doctor Quotes
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

- On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely

- The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993

- The patient refused an autopsy

- Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital

- Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days

- Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch

- She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night

- She is numb from her toes down

- Patient was alert and unresponsive

- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce

- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy

- The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead

- Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities

- Skin: Somewhat pale but present

- By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better



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