The Language Barrier
English is not an easy language. Something that’s close to what you might want to say could mean something completely different. Here are some actual things spoken or written by foreigners who are a little rusty on their English.

"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose." - A sign in a Swiss hotel.

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." - A sign in a laundry in Rome.

"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily." - A sign in a hotel in Athens.

"Please waste." - Signs on trash cans in an amusement park in Osaka, Japan.

"Specialist in women and other diseases." - A sign outside of Roman doctor’s office.

"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." - A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge.

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." - A sign in a Japanese hotel.

"Deposit: The owner asks for a deposit of 25.000 ptas as a guarantee for the flat. This amount will be returned at the end of your stay if any damage has been done." - A sign in a Spanish hotel.

"Please to bathe inside the tub." - A sign in a Japanese hotel room.

"Members and non-members only." - A sign outside Mexico City’s Mandinga Disco in the Hotel Emporio.