Warning labels, once again
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the ’on’ position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.

"Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.

"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.